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institutional secrets
aka the privacy policy, but hotter
welcome to the inner sanctum of chaos, tears, and occasional overshares. here's how your info is handled when you engage with this gloriously unstable corner of the internet.
1. what we collect
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emotional resonance​​
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possibly your email if you willingly offer it (bless you)
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screams into the void (anonymous)
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blog comments, if you leave one (consensually, of course)
2. how we use it
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to scream back into the void
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to respond to you if you reach out (no ghosting here, babe)
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to better understand what kind of unhinged brilliance you're into so we can give you more
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never to sell or share with creepy organizations (we're mentally ill, not evil)​
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3. your rights​​
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you have every right to vanish, block, unsubscribe​, or pretend that you were never here
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if you want your data yeeted from existence, just ask nicely (or dramatically)
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4. cookies
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yes, the website my use cookies.
unfortunately, not the kind you can eat. if that ever
changes, you'll be the first to know
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5. security
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we do our best to keep your info safe, stored behind a wall of sarcasm, sleep deprivation, and wix encryption
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6. changes to this policy
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if this policy evolves, shifts, or has a mental
breakdown, we'll update this page. so check
back if you're into privacy drama.
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last updated: whenever i last remembered to
be responsible.
contact: carrier pigeon or
charliegr3y99@gmail.com
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